The Joan Q. Story

Joan doesn’t quite claim the prophetic vision of a psychic nor the channeling gifts of a medium; what she offers is humbler, stranger, and often funnier. She is a Piscean performer, a Capricorn-in-Saturn comedienne, and genuine intuitive — an interpreter of archetypes, instincts, and cosmic coincidences.

She is a seeker of the magical, perhaps just like you. Her favorite “second sight utensils” are her Tarot cards—she possesses two favored decks, The Sacred and The Profane.

And whatever tricky wisdom she possesses, she uses to help her querents feel safe, seen, and set free.

Now based in Washington, D.C. with her beloved partner and cat, Joan Q. appears in cabaret shows, private soirées, local establishments, and on her supernatural talk show Under the Stars Tonight, at Washington Improv Theater.

Joan Q. is a compass rose at life’s crossroads — pointing not north, but inward. She trusts her instincts and her cards—as do her deeply engaged audiences and repeat clientele.

Trust her with your story, and she will help light your way.

Book Joan for private parties or shows—submit a form to contact Joan and work out the details.

Book Joan for private readings or gift readings—for entertainment purposes only. Contact to arrange.

Pro Joano readings also available, particularly for LGBTQ querents seeking guidance and lacking funds—just ask.

Stage photography by Mikail Faalasli

A woman with blonde hair, glasses, and red lipstick smiling while holding a tabby cat, in front of a starry background.

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